Category: Joke Board
Two wealthy southern belles sat in a salon getting manicures and peticures. One turned to the other and said "for my first anniversary, my husband got me a brand new BMW." The other simply said "well how nice,"
The first then said "for my second anniversary, my husband got me a gorgeous diamond ring." The other just said "well how nice."
The first then said "for my third anniversary, my husband got me a beautiful fur coat."
Finally, the second turned to her and said "well Darlin' for my first anniversary, my husband sent me to finishing school where they teach you to say "well how nice" instead of "fuck you!"